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I cannot possibly post this on a #Caturday what a friend of mine forwarded me from TikTok.
You're missing your late cat 
? /You're thinking 
of getting a cat 
?
Well, watch this video clip about "cats gonna be cats" 
and think again! 
"Meanwhile, conversations with the right aren’t really working."
- @jaykuo
https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-skeets-and-giggles-031525
Continued thread
Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 16, 2025
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/16
#ElonMusk, #Doge & the #Trump administration are skewered in #Doonesbury #Comic strip.
"In just seven years, we shrunk the federal workforce by 426,000, consolidated 800 agencies and eliminated 640,000 pages of rules...
And you didn't notice because the process was carefully planned and responsibly executed.
It never disrupted essential public services. Compare that to now."
I need suggestions what title it is he's looking for... 
My guess is he's looking for "The adventures of Sir Puff'nStuff, mostly stuff but also puff." 
@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
There’s a guy in my poetry class named Paul and it’s taking EVERYTHING IN ME (all my masking points) to not ask him if it’s short for tarpaulin
Not the least because that’s not even a reference, it’s a silly series of jokes I HAVE BEEN MAKING 
Like Pat short for patchouli or Mac short for tarmac
Someone shared a meme with me on Signal, and it felt like a personal jab.
The humor was eerily familiar, reminiscent of my threads on Mastodon.
- Anarcho-syndicalism thread: https://social.linux.pizza/@midtsveen/113995517612454577
- Gender-fluid Bisexual life thread: https://social.linux.pizza/@midtsveen/114091025485636490
- Zoë Straub mental health thread: https://social.linux.pizza/@midtsveen/114090249360021654
Day 6: I believe they have accepted me as one of their own, though I'm worried about Larry, who keeps asking: "Is it just me, or do I smell wet dog?"
Replied in thread
GM: you received a magical boon - what do you wish for?
Wyrmling, really into role playing his middle aged "parent" character: "the ability to awake well rested after a night's sleep!"
GM: nice, 50xp for staying in character, and not min-maxing. Granted!
I get a kick out of this "budget meal hack" trending hashtag on #scoopz at the moment.
It's always WAY over complicated, and made with processed food, and not actually budget because it costs like 3+ dollars a meal.
If you actually learn how to #cook #baking use staples/seasoning, and plan ahead, THAT is the real budget meal hack.
Don't say you need money. I do this on #disability
The economy is crashing. You should learn now, it'll save ya later.
scoopzapp.com#BudgetBites Just Learn How To Actually Cook & Bake, Use Seasoning Properly, and Plan Your Meals Out. Men Too.#BudgetBites Just Learn How To Actually Cook & Bake, Use Seasoning Properly, and Plan Your Meals Out. Men Too.
See, the Germans are so focused on quality, they can identify an automobile's make simply from the sound of closing its hood.
Caturday is always the best time to drop a new Mr.Mittens and the Yowltones album cover.
