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Breaking 
Elon Musk heartbroken that war plans against Yemen are being conducted on Signal and not on X, the everything app.
Vows to fascist even harder to become the platform of choice for convenient commitment of war crimes.
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
[sic]
(Housemate sent me this and it seemed highly relevant to my #mastodon feed filled with dinosaur lovers, language obsessers, and people who speak German)
[Auf Deutch in das alt-text]
![Screenshot, probably from tumblr----
© swaggersbackto-theimpala
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
[Mir ist gerade aufgefallen, dass wir nicht einmal wissen, wie Dinosaurier klingen! Sie hätten auch fließend Deutsch sprechen können.]
@democracykills
it’s too early for this
[Dafür ist es noch zu früh]
@redvinesgiraffe
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
@fieldbears
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
@marvelous-freeman
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
[Oh mein Gott, keiner von beiden ist ein Dinosaurier, und zwischen ihnen liegen 145 Millionen Jahre. Dieser Beitrag ist eine paläontologische Katastrophe.]](https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/114/219/442/043/998/217/original/be624e25d661ace9.png "Screenshot, probably from tumblr----
© swaggersbackto-theimpala
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
[Mir ist gerade aufgefallen, dass wir nicht einmal wissen, wie Dinosaurier klingen! Sie hätten auch fließend Deutsch sprechen können.]
@democracykills
it’s too early for this
[Dafür ist es noch zu früh]
@redvinesgiraffe
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
@fieldbears
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
@marvelous-freeman
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
[Oh mein Gott, keiner von beiden ist ein Dinosaurier, und zwischen ihnen liegen 145 Millionen Jahre. Dieser Beitrag ist eine paläontologische Katastrophe.]")
Okay, I had to do a little funny with this one. Or at least try. (3/2)
Karens are all relieved that Nicole is gaining more attention. #FediverseChick #Shitpost
arc) Out of shape and can't dance more than a couple songs?
That's the Three Boogie Problem baby.
me if I was a catgirl if I’m being honest
#shitpost
This photo captures the incredible feat of nature where young Boeing airplanes hatch from their eggs and begin to crawl onto land. They will stay this way until they can develop their wings.
#shitpost
I made this because it reflects my latest experience of doing selfhosted stuff. Still new to all this and my system was running for around 10-11 months without any incidents. A fried SD card is definitely not what I expected to bring down everything 
No sweetheart, the EU socks stay on during sex! https://eu-parliamentshop.eu/royal-blue-socks-12-stars-size-37-41-2_1
![Text conversation.
1: "BTW Mary noticed this in Hamburg yesterday."
[Photo of two businesses in a strip mall. Both have large, illuminated signs. The first says "Liquor" and the one immediately to its right says "Mighty Taco."]
2: "we are both wondering what makes it a "mighty" taco
3: "This is left as an exercise for the reader"](https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/114/130/227/736/438/502/original/73398fdd64091515.png "Text conversation.
1: \"BTW Mary noticed this in Hamburg yesterday.\"
[Photo of two businesses in a strip mall. Both have large, illuminated signs. The first says \"Liquor\" and the one immediately to its right says \"Mighty Taco.\"]
2: \"we are both wondering what makes it a \"mighty\" taco
3: \"This is left as an exercise for the reader\"")
Before having critical opinions of me, please consider:
- I'm literally Baby
- oof
- Don't
- Very Soft
- Not allowed by Regal Decree (I am a princess)