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#stpatricksday

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Inspired by a visit to The Seven Churches on Inishmore, this Celtic cross stands among rocks and grass under a night sky. A nod to Ireland’s deep-rooted traditions, where the past and present blend. What Irish places or traditions have touched you? ☘️

Prints available on Etsy (US) and Pixels (most locations and more options)

Etsy - marktisdaleart.etsy.com/listin

Pixels - mark-tisdale.pixels.com/featur

Lots of Irish people seem to emigrate to Australia, apparently overawed by the abundance of snakes.

This is dangerous, because the Irish do not have the natural immunity to snakebites of Australians, who are traditionally thrown into snake pits as toddlers to toughen them up.

St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, the evidence for this being that there are no snakes in Ireland that are not owned by zoos or goths.

In the same way, St Patrick must have driven the moles out of Ireland, because there are no moles. Maybe he was a golfer and they ruined the greens.

Anyway, hardware chain B&Q apparently did not know this and stocked sonic mole repellers in Northern Irish stores for years, where they never sold.

#StPatricksDay

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_i

news.bbc.co.ukBBC NEWS | UK | Northern Ireland | Blindingly obvious... mole repellers useless